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Halloween Horror Nights 19 started last night (Sept. 25, 2009) at Universal Studios Orlando. For the second year in a row, I bring you my scare-by-scare review of the event, taking you on a spoiler-free journey through the night’s haunted houses, scare zones and shows.

Before we get to the review, here’s a video look at this year’s scare zones:

As with the past couple of years, the thoughts below are based on what I saw on opening night of the event and it’s entirely likely that many of the issues presented here will be corrected within a matter of days. I have ranked the houses and scare zones in order from best to worst (in my opinion).

Halloween Horror Nights 19 Haunted Houses

1. Frankenstein: Creation of the Damned
Scare Factor: 7/10
Entertainment Factor: 9/10

While the Frankenstein house may not have been the scariest of the night, it was definitely the winner in visuals and theatrics. From the moment you enter the sound stage that houses this maze, you step into the world of Frankenstein which doesn’t let up until you exit. This was the only house that we took a full lights-on tour of while preparing for an article on Halloween Horror Nights in our Fall 2009 issue. Despite the fact that I had already walked through the entire house (still under construction) and knew its basic layout, I was still thoroughly impressed by the scenes that unfolded within. There are plenty of startle-scares when Frankenstein’s monster pops out of unexpected places, with one especially inventive use of misdirection near the beginning, but what makes this house fantastic is that it is filled with scenes that bring you deeper and deeper into the strange world of Dr. Frankenstein and his creations. There are quite a few scenes completely void of activity, but they still add to the overall ambience of the experience. It’s a rather lengthy maze too with a fantastic final scene.

2. Silver Screams
Scare Factor: 7/10
Entertainment Factor: 9/10

Although I hadn’t seen most of the films presented within this “movie montage” of a haunted house, it still sits near the top of my list. The house begins with one of the best haunted maze entrances I’ve seen: the Universal Palace Theater. A really creative lighting shift takes place at this entrance, but I won’t spoil it for you here. It is inside this house that you get to meet the Usher, the mascot for this year’s Halloween Horror Nights. In fact, you meet him quite a few times as he brings you from movie to movie. The movies that you walk through are contained to one or two rooms each, but those rooms do a great job at capturing the spirit of each film. Between scenes, you return to the halls of the Universal Palace Theater, as if you’re walking from screen to screen -- but as you move forward, the theater begins to deteriorate around you, down to the texture of the floor beneath your feet. Meanwhile, the Usher grows increasingly uneasy and ultimately gave startle near the end of the maze. After walking through Silver Screams, I immediately felt like Universal should have a house like this every year, swapping out the movies but keeping the theater element alive.

3. Leave it to Cleaver
Scare Factor: 7/10
Entertainment Factor: 8/10

Every year, Halloween Horror Nights features at least one haunted house with a sense of humor. This year, Leave it to Cleaver is that house. Set inside a butcher shop, this house combines gore with laughs as body parts are harvested while you listen to the Meetz Meats jingle. This is one of two houses that actually gave me a startle (through another clever use of misdirection), so it gets bonus points for that. Plus you get to meet the Meetz Meats mascot and Mr. Meetz himself. Just don’t buy any cold cuts from him.

4. Saw
Scare Factor: 7/10
Entertainment Factor: 7/10

While I’ve never seen any of the Saw films, I still thoroughly enjoyed walking through the haunted house inspired by them. This was easily the most intense house of this year’s mix of experiences. Scene after scene of victims being tortured weighs heavily on you as you walk through this gruesome maze. The scare-actors do a fantastic job of making you believe that they are either in pain or are about to be and desperately need you to save them. The only downside to this maze is that while there are many video screens scattered throughout featuring Jigsaw’s Billy puppet, you can’t really hear what is being said to you. Perhaps this audio glitch will be resolved in the coming days/weeks. All in all, the house is quite effective in making you feel like you’ve just witnessed some pretty awful events and did absolutely nothing to stop them.

5. The Wolfman
Scare Factor: 6/10
Entertainment Factor: 7/10

The Wolfman haunted house is based on the film of the same name, due out in theaters in Feb. 2010. This house acts as a preview of sorts for the film, taking guests through many locations including a forest, crypt, and more. The sound effects inside this house were fantastic, with loud growls from the title creature often causing scares without any visuals needed. You definitely get to see the Wolfman, perhaps a little too much. While I often feel like many of the mazes featured at Horror Nights are too dark to see all of the details put into them, this house was actually too bright, revealing some “behind-the-scenes” elements guests probably shouldn’t see. Overall, a decent haunted house but not particularly memorable.

6. Dracula: Legacy In Blood
Scare Factor: 6/10
Entertainment Factor: 6/10

I was particularly looking forward to this haunted house and Frankenstein, as both are reinventions of the classic Universal monsters. The Dracula house starts off very strong with an elaborate entrance and a scare-filled first couple of rooms. Unfortunately, the remainder of the house was rather unmemorable. Moreover, I never once through the entire maze got the feeling that I was surrounded by vampires. In fact, I never even saw Dracula. Perhaps it was bad timing, but all I remember about this house was a whole lot of girls dressed up as brides hissing and snarling at me.

7. Chucky: Friends Til the End
Scare Factor: 5/10
Entertainment Factor: 4/10

I’ll preface this review by saying that I’m not a fan of the Child’s Play film series or Chucky as a character, so I wasn’t really expecting to enjoy this house all that much. Sure enough, I didn’t. While Chucky popping out of every other turn did result in a number of screams from those around me, I found it to be monotonous. The house is supposed to be set in a toy factory gone bad but there were only a handful of moving non-Chucky toys to be seen. The rest simply sat on shelves doing nothing. The house may have captured Chucky’s playfully evil spirit in some scenes, but the rest simply left me confused.

8. The Spawning
Scare Factor: 2/10
Entertainment Factor: 1/10

I really hate to say that a haunted house is terrible, but The Spawning truly is. This house puts guests through an endless maze of sewer drains surrounded by scare actors in goofy-looking rubber masks that seem to be a cross between the Creature from the Black Lagoon and the Sleestaks from Land of the Lost. The first room looks the same as the last as well as everything in between. The only reason I gave it a scare factor of 2/10 is because it’s pretty dark inside The Spawning house and darkness is kinda scary, right?

Halloween Horror Nights 19 Scare Zones

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1. Lights Camera Hacktion
Scare Factor: 8/10
Entertainment Factor: 9/10

When it comes to the Chainsaw Drill Team, you simply can’t go wrong. This talented group of chainsaw-wielding maniacs never disappoints in both entertainment and scares. It’s wonderfully enjoyable to watch the gang walk up behind unsuspecting guests, loudly revving up the chainsaws and chasing guests down when they run. This year, the group is wreaking havoc on an active film set and the movie crew have become their victims -- at least, until they turn their attention on you.


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2. Horrorwood Drive In
Scare Factor: 7/10
Entertainment Factor: 8/10

You’ll probably never see as many familiar movie villains and creatures than in this scare zone. Some are fun, some are funny, and others are downright creepy. From The Exorcist’s possessed child Regan to Psycho’s Norman Bates (who hasn’t wandered through Universal Studios in many years), many of film history’s greatest characters can be found here, each with their own amusing lines to spout off right after they’re scared you.


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3. Cirque du Freak
Scare Factor: 4/10
Entertainment Factor: 7/10

The Cirque du Freak scare zone, inspired by the upcoming film of the same name, is less about scaring and more about showing off a standard array of circus freaks. The bearded lady and snake boy are just some of the characters you’ll meet inside this area. Of course, there’s also the obligatory woman locked inside a giant glass box full of rats. She always draws a big crowd.


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4. Containment
Scare Factor: 4/10
Entertainment Factor: 6/10

Containment is filled with plenty of grotesque characters roaming a green “infected” area. While they aren’t particularly scary, they are rather unpleasant to look at, which is perfect for a Halloween event. This year’s addition of scare-actors playing victims running from oozing creatures chasing them helps bring this zone to life.


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5. Apocalypse: City of Cannibals
Scare Factor: 4/10
Entertainment Factor: 4/10

This small scare zone is a bit confusing. There are sirens blaring, spotlights scanning the area, a smoking school bus, a fire hydrant spewing water, and a bunch of similarly-looking guys running around showing off their fangs at every chance they get. According to the street zone’s title, I guess they’re supposed to be cannibals, though I didn’t really get that from walking through the area.


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6. War of the Living Dead
Scare Factor: 2/10
Entertainment Factor: 5/10

It’s somewhat amusing to watch a never-ending battle going on between undead soldiers but it’s definitely not scary. The gunfire can be loud and potentially startling if you’re not expecting it, but the soldiers themselves seem to want to do nothing but just aimlessly wander around.


Halloween Horror Nights 19 Live Shows

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Bill & Ted’s Excellent Halloween Adventure
Entertainment Factor: 7/10
If you thought last year’s Bill & Ted show was a bit lacking like I did, fear not. This year, the duo leaves much of the nonsense behind and focuses solely on the best of the worst of pop culture in 2009. Fred the Fan Boy summons the most memorable characters in movies, television, and music from the past year with plenty of hilarious surprises. The show gets a tad slow in the middle for around five minutes, but other than that there is plenty of rude (and enjoyable) entertainment to be found.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show: A Tribute
Entertainment Factor: Unknown
Once again, I did not get a chance to see this show. I was hoping to fit it in but with eight houses, six scare zones, and the Bill & Ted show, there simply wasn’t time. I hear it’s good though.

Overall, I enjoyed last year’s Halloween Horror Nights event more than this one but I would definitely still recommend going as Halloween Horror Nights is always a top-notch event with high-quality production value throughout. The Silver Screams, Saw, and Frankenstein houses are worth the price of admission alone.

To read more about this year’s Halloween Horror Nights event, get a copy of the Fall 2009 issue of Orlando Attractions Magazine.

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