Imagineers’ joke-filled ‘club rules’ for Skipper Society, the Jungle Cruise bar on the Disney Treasure
“Today’s special: Yes, it is.” Skipper Society — the Jungle Cruise-themed bar on the Disney Treasure cruise ship — displays a list of “club rules” filled with corny jokes.
Skipper Society onboard the Disney Treasure is inspired by Jungle Cruise, right down to the signage. Evoking the unsubtle schtick of that classic Disney theme park attraction, Skipper Society displays a list of “club rules” that we’ve transcribed below.
SKIPPER SOCIETY
Club Rules
Welcome to Skipper Society. We’re overexcited to host you (which is certainly better than being over-bored).
Members Only
Please note: Everyone is a member.We serve only the BEST beer, wine, specialty drinks, and bad jokes.
Today’s special: Yes, it is.
Alert management if Schweitzer falls.
Do NOT take pictures in Skipper Society. They are nailed to the wall for a reason.
Management is not responsible.
Be sure to tell your all your friends about Skipper Society. It will help us keep the crowds down.
Due to circumstances beyond our control, Skipper Society will be open every night. We’re sorry for the inconvenience.
We’ve enjoyed having you here at Skipper Society almost as much as we hope you’ve enjoyed being had.
The signage in Skipper Society demonstrates a core belief of Walt Disney Imagineering.
“Gags come naturally to Imagineers and spring from the roots of The Walt Disney Company
— our cartoons,” author Melody Malmberg wrote in the 2010 book “Walt Disney Imagineering: A Behind the Dreams Look at Making More Magic Real.” Malmberg continued, “Gags are our stock-in-trade, our aces-in-the-hole, our surefire, never-lose chuckle starters and gut busters, and we’re almost always looking for a laugh.”
Skipper Society officially opens Dec. 21, 2024 when the new Disney Treasure cruise ship casts off from Port Canaveral, Fla. for seven-night voyages to the Eastern and Western Caribbean.
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